Celebrity Conspiracy Theories! Chipotle, Disneyland, and Eminem!

The Shane Dawson Podcast

Shane Dawson

True Crime, Tv & Film, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.9 • 8.2K Ratings

🗓️ 23 June 2024

⏱️ 84 minutes

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0:00.0	Our first conspiracy is about Chipotle's.
0:03.0	It has gotten next level.
0:06.0	I can't use my card anywhere, I can't eat anything anymore,
0:08.0	Shane, what the hell are we?
0:20.3	Um, street racer edition yeah okay good
0:25.3	street racer edition
0:26.1	oh my car hey get in the car let's go impress that bitch I feel like
0:31.4	Sandy I are in the audience.
0:33.0	We're like race car wives.
0:36.0	You guys are the prize.
0:37.0	We're just holding the flag, you know.
0:38.0	We're the girls in the front when like the race car drivers go.
0:41.0	And they're like, show your titties. Yes. And we're like, how much?
0:45.2	Okay. There's a price for everyone. This is a crazy day. I have so much planned. You have no idea. Like, get ready ready we have the return of master debater
0:54.6	which copyrighted by somebody else so we need to figure out really what we have huge
1:00.8	updates about the Chipotle conspiracy,
1:03.4	and we have a very, very big life alert
1:06.5	involving one of our beloved co-host who,
1:08.7	thank God, is here right now.
1:11.6	I'm okay.
1:13.0	Crazy Lord.
1:14.0	Well Chris almost died, so let's get to that.
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