celebrities hate their babies

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🗓️ 21 September 2022

⏱️ 30 minutes

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From Apple to Stormi to X Æ A-12 there's a trend among celebrities to name their children with aggressively unique names. Is this a narcissistic desire to make their baby special and unique or is it a way to provide a separate public and private title to give their kids a chance of normalcy? Following the birth of Trisha Paytas' daughter, Malibu Barbie Paytas-Hacmon, Ben theorizes what the method to the madness might just be! Go to GreenChef.com/dramamama135 and use code dramamama135 to get $135 off across five boxes— and your first box ships free! Tweet with the #DramaMamaPodcast to be featured on an episode! Watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/DramaMamaYouTube Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/DramaMamaBENOFTHEWEEK If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be helpful! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/DramaMamaBENOFTHEWEEK Follow Ben on YouTube Follow Ben on Instagram Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hello, mamas.
0:04.3	Hello, little people on my phone.
0:07.9	Or I guess I'm the little person on your phone.
0:10.5	Oh, oh, how the tables have turned.
0:13.9	Um, hi.
0:15.1	Hey, we now live in a society where Trisha Paites has reproduced.
0:23.4	There is now a living, human walking, breathing, being that is genetically linked to Trisha
0:32.2	Paites, that is half Trisha Paites.
0:37.0	So take that information with however you will.
0:41.2	But that's not what I really want to get into today.
0:44.8	There is a larger issue at hand that, you know, Trisha Paites is baby.
0:50.6	It's just a small part of.
0:54.8	Um, celebrity baby names are maybe some of the most psychotic strings of letters that
1:03.6	I've heard in my life.
1:05.7	I don't understand why when someone becomes a rich and famous celebrity, they suddenly
1:12.1	feel the need to burden their child with the most horrific, like made upward possible.
1:20.5	But what happened to John?
1:23.8	What happened to Adam?
1:25.6	And I know I'm biased because I'm out here named Ben.
1:28.4	Like I have a boring ass Bible name.
1:30.7	Like Ben, like this shit has been around since when cavemen were probably, there was probably
1:37.8	a caveman named Ben.
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