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Big day ahead. Trump reveals his priorities and unsurprisingly,

their disastrous. But we want to talk about the specifics of that.

Students are going to get screwed, of course.

Maybe that's why their parents are cheating, which will be the first story that we get to.

No, parents are cheating because their kids are idiots, but anyway.

Yeah, well, I wouldn't put it quite that way, but I understand what you're saying.

Well, they're not getting accepted into universities based on merit.

So yeah, if you're not getting accepted based on merit, you're apparently not smart enough to

say, anyway, we're going to get to that story later.

Yeah, or in a second.

And a little bit later in the program, Tucker Carlson and who he thinks are monkeys.

So, oh boy. Now, lots of stories, including the one that's got a lot of a subset, so let's get started.

All right. The FBI has uncovered a giant scam that's been ongoing with universities

throughout the country. Apparently, the rich and the famous have been using bribes and other

unsavory methods in order to get their children accepted into top level universities.

According to the Washington Post, the alleged crimes included cheating on entrance exams,

as well as bribing college officials to say certain students were coming to compete on athletic

teams when those students were not, in fact, athletes. So one example is Lori Loughlin, who's an

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