Yes, hey freaks Tim back here. I am introducing a best of show. Fear not, I am not sick again, although Lord Dushes. I don't know if it's like a delayed reaction. He finally caught whatever the hell I had or maybe it's like that

clip I played on yesterday's program that chick who got on live stream who was like I've

got body lice I don't leave the house so it can't be from me I think my boyfriend's cheating on me

The more I think about that clip and if you're outside Joe members sign up right now so you can hear it.

I mean, the live stream was insane.

She found two pieces of lice.

She calls it lice, it could be bedbugs, right?

She found one piece where quote,

his ass lays at night.

So I guess she's saying this pubic lice fell from his ass crack hair.

The other lice she found is that, is lice the plural form?

Is it a louse if it's just one? I don't know. But anyway, the other piece of

lice she found was on her side of the bed. And this is all the evidence she has that

her boyfriend has cheated on her.

And it's like, well, yeah, okay, there's a piece of lice on his side,

but there's also a piece of lice on your side.

You could be the carrier, and she's like, no, no, no, the reason why

I've got the lice on my side of the bed is because we

fucked last night and there was probably some lice transfer but again the guy

could really use the same argument on her.

You know, she had the lice, we fucked, and it crossed over onto me.

This lady was streaming for 50 minutes, and this is all she talked about.

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