Cedric the Entertainer

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

Team Coco & Earwolf

Comedy

4.8 • 57.5K Ratings

🗓️ 11 September 2023

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Comedian Cedric the Entertainer feels short, indifferent, sometimes angry about being Conan O’Brien’s friend. Cedric sits down with Conan to discuss working as a State Farm claims adjuster, how Steve Harvey helped launch his career, the human message behind The Neighborhood, and his new novel Flipping Boxcars. Plus, Conan and his team provide tips on getting a voicemail through to the show. For Conan videos, tour dates and more visit TeamCoco.com. Got a question for Conan? Call our voicemail: (669) 587-2847. This episode was recorded on 8/10/2023.

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0:00.0	Hey, what's up, guys? I'm said you're being a tainer and I feel
0:09.6	short and indifferent. Sometimes, sometimes angry about being cold and
0:15.6	free.
0:37.6	Hey, little girls, your daddy home. You're gonna go and leave you all alone.
0:41.6	I'm waiting on you. Yeah, I'm working this out. This is like rehearsal. You think what I do is easy?
0:49.6	You think I just open my mouth and babble like a baboon? No.
0:53.6	The fuck? Oh my god. When you die, they should give your brain to research.
0:59.6	I think research should take my brain long before I die. It's not helping me out any.
1:03.6	Look, this is all good stuff. We didn't record it. We are recording. We got to keep this in.
1:09.6	This is all in. Yeah. Listen, we were getting ready to record an episode of going around buying
1:15.6	needs of friends, but I started babbling. And I was doing some kind of song
1:19.6	with the head of the girl is your dad home. Did I was dad doing that? You were, yeah.
1:23.6	Yeah, I don't know what we can clear that. We have to clear it or is that not matter on the podcast?
1:27.6	Your version of it is so far removed.
1:29.6	Head of the girl and dad home. We had to go win an e-view all alone.
1:33.6	A mind is sort of like a hoedown. Yeah. Who's springsteen? That's weird.
1:37.6	We're fine. Let's just grab my winning name.
1:39.6	Oh, boy. Yay.
1:43.6	Funniest joke in the world was just told by Conan O'Brien.
1:47.6	And now it's a song. Now it's a song. And now it's a rap.
1:51.6	Okay, let's stop. That beatboxing is the best.
1:55.6	Oh, that was. That was it. No, no, that was me having it. I thought there's a loose
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