If you could get rid of everything bad about banks and build one from scratch,

you'd build a different kind of bank.

One that has actual people you can talk to 24-7, not robots,

doesn't invest in fossil fuels, charges no extra fees for spending abroad,

and definitely doesn't close before you finish work.

You'd build tools to help manage bills, teach kids good money habits, and give interest on personal and joint accounts.

So what would that look like?

Starling Bank, the bank built for you.

No Jumper, coolest podcast in the world. Let me tell you how my squad did me dirty.

I got asked. Remo Floco, they're like, yo, you down to do City Nash interview with us. We're going to have a whole big panel.

Maybe we can get brick in there because, you know, he can grill them about some cribs or

whatever. Comes time to shoot. I'm solo. They left you in the dorm room. To be fair, they did schedule this

Monday late afternoon so they're like about to be filming there here we go again.

A. The Monday show.

But here I am.

So low.

Without my squad nobody to back me up.

Man, you got people in here.

Y'all know y'all love it.

This is a long time coming, solo SETI Nash.

But they're not on camera.

Oh man.

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