It's a luck's life, but someone's got to live it, until they die.

This week, on The Podcast, Cecily Von Zeixers, Gossip Girl Psycho Killer.

Hello, and welcome to another episode of Teen Creeps.

The podcast where we talk about why I pulled fiction of the 80s and 90s, and I guess a little

bit of the early 2000s or maybe even mid-2000s, or it could be today.

I actually don't know when this book was written, and I refuse to know, so I will never know

when this book was written. I am joined by a very special guest co-host. It is 110% his fault

that we are covering this book. Landry Desmond is here. Hi, Landry. Oh my god. Hello.

Can I just say I'm so star-struck by the intro. I, you know, just being able to hear that live

was so amazing. Yeah. You got to peek behind the curtain. I did panic trying to say her last name.

Yes, you did. And then I also wanted to say that I know that this book came out in 2011, so.

Past mid-early 2000s. Yes, yeah, it's closer to now. Okay, but I will say this book is the brand

of teen creeps. Like it is the kind of, it is very pulpy. It's very, hmm. What if American

psycho was teenagers? Because it did feel like that, right? Like it was very like nobody cares.

Totally. Yes. I do agree, and I appreciate the kind of the hoops that you're jumping through to

justify my terrible decision and asking you to read this. It is not good. So, viewers,

do not bother. Yeah. Don't I would say maybe don't read this one. Let's see. Like there were

a lot of things of like not really knowing how sharp objects were like. Absolutely. Like I thought

it was medium sharp, but it could cut through an entire body in one swing. Yes, there is a part

where she has a tiny pocket knife and slices a girl's entire hand off before the girl notices.

Yeah, she doesn't even notice. And it's insane. And she like also scalps her, which I'm just like,

you can't do that with a pocket knife. No, not with a pocket knife. And then there was like one

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