Cecilia
Criminal
Vox Media Podcast Network
4.7 • 39.4K Ratings
🗓️ 13 March 2026
⏱️ 36 minutes
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| 0:29.6 | This episode contains references to sexual violence. Please use discretion. |
| 0:36.5 | When I was a child, I thought I was an extraterrestrial, that I was a UFO. |
| 0:40.3 | And I told my grandmother that it was a really funny story. |
| 0:44.3 | And... |
| 0:45.3 | What did she say when you said you were you? |
| 0:47.3 | Yeah. |
| 0:48.3 | My brother told me that they found me in a railroad, right? |
| 0:52.3 | One day we were crossing a railroad and my brother told me, that's |
| 0:56.7 | where we found you. And mom took you with us because you were naked on the railroad as a baby. |
| 1:04.5 | And around the same time, I was kicked out of the bathroom in the girls' bathroom in school. |
| 1:12.0 | And I'm from an area of Argentina |
| 1:15.2 | where there's a lot of UFO activity in the 70s. |
| 1:18.9 | So I put two and two together, |
| 1:20.9 | and I went to my grandma and I said, |
| 1:22.4 | Grandma, I think I know what happened. |
| 1:25.5 | I am an alien that I was left by mistake here, |
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