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Lovett or Leave It

CDC You Next Tuesday

Lovett or Leave It

Crooked Media

Comedy, News

4.725.1K Ratings

🗓️ 30 August 2025

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

Trump puts the “dick” in dictator, Pete Hegseth takes D.C. to the gun show, and RFK Jr. weighs in on America’s mitochondria. CDC? How about he sees deez nuts?! Martha Plimpton takes Lovett to Task over her IMDB, while Siri Dahl and Jamie Loftus search through America’s freakiest porn terms. Lovett finally learns what sex is, and we finally send our most hated wedding trends back down the aisle where they belong. Get tickets to CROOKED CON November 6-7 in Washington, D.C at crookedcon.com More upcoming shows: crooked.com/events

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1:25.8

Welcome to Love It or Leave It Live, from Dynasty Typewriter. We've got a great show for you tonight. Martha Plimpton is here.

1:34.2

And she's going to answer two questions. Was I in this? And why am I here?

1:38.6

Jamie Loftus and Siri Dahl joined to discuss the ins and outs of pornography and censorship.

1:45.9

Under the Trump administration, then we all come together at the end and say, I don't, to some wedding traditions.

1:54.2

Hmm. I'm a lot to think about. But first, let's get into it. What a week.

2:02.3

Last Friday, Defense Secretary Pete Hegesath ordered National Guard troops in Washington, D.C. to start carrying weapons.

2:08.6

And then three margaritas in a scorpion bowl.

2:12.6

Now a majority of those troops are armed.

2:15.7

But why? What changed? Besides Trump not wanting to talk about

2:19.5

whatever the fuck is happening on his hand. Have you seen the hand? No, that's not.

2:28.0

That's not the hand. Fuck. Most of the coverage of the deployment has shown National Guard

2:34.1

troops milling around D.C.'s

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