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CCP CLASSICS: “RAINS COMIN’ IN!“

CALL CHELSEA PERETTI

Chelsea Peretti

Arts, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.71.5K Ratings

🗓️ 23 November 2023

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

As a holiday gift, we offer you this classic CCP dramatic play excerpt reading, which many callers claim is a family holiday listening tradition. Written by Chelsea Peretti. With Kate Berlant, John Early, Yassir Lester, Esther Povitsky, Xosha Roquemore, Emily Spivey and narration by Dave King. Q&A follows.

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The assassination of President John F. Kennedy is the greatest murder mystery in American history.

0:05.6

That's Rob Briner.

0:07.6

Rob called me, Soledette O'Brien, and asked me what I knew about this crime.

0:11.6

Well, ask, who had the motive to assassinate a sitting president.

0:16.0

Then we'll pull the curtain back on the cover-up.

0:20.0

The American people need to know the truth.

0:22.0

Listen to who the truth.

0:22.6

Listen to who killed JFK on the I-Heart Radio app,

0:27.0

Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.

0:31.0

Professional dancer Cheryl Burke has been part of dancing with the stars since the very beginning

0:36.8

26 seasons of the Samba the Rumba and the Charcha

0:40.9

24 partners six finals and two mirror ball trophies. She knows all the

0:46.4

secrets, the behind-the-scenes arguments and the affairs, the flings, the

0:50.9

flirting and the fighting. Listen to lies and spray tans on the I-heart

0:55.8

radio app Apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts you're going to die I guess I should have softened that a little. Someday you're going to die. We all are. I'm

1:06.5

I'm Kyle McMahon and after my mom passed away I went on a journey to talk with the world's

1:10.5

foremost experts on death and grief for my new series, death, grief, and

1:14.7

other shit we don't discuss.

1:16.2

From conducting a seance to talking with near-death experiences and everything in between,

1:20.5

I hope you'll join me on that journey.

1:22.2

And you should probably do it soon because

1:23.7

who knows how long you're going to be around. Death, grief, and other shit we don't discuss.

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