The world is getting crazier. People are acting more and more insane. The end of the world is tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow. Fear is only one thing to do when the world is falling apart. Listen to Basil and Gonzo as they discuss this week's news and events through the lens of Bible prophecy. You are listening to Canary Cry News Talk. You're listening to Canary Cry News Talk. It is March 13th, 2017. This week, Pig Patrol, Neuro-Law, Hipster Pope, Time Crystals, and Bodie McBoat Face. My name's Basil. And this is Gons. Thanks for joining us for another episode of Canary Cry News Talk.

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having the hardest time talking today, Gons. We had to do that intro a few times. But this week in the news, we've got some all sorts of interesting stuff.

We've got some stuff you may not have heard about yet.

First of all, we have Pig Patrol, Gons.

You want me to start off with the Pig Patrol?

I don't know.

That was me like passing it to you.

I was hoping you'd make all these big decisions.

Yeah, the New York Post reported, uh, pig patrol, patrol pig, ham, what is it? Ham, it up downtown.

He's New York's swineist. And, um, basically, that's clever.

Basically, this is like morning news. We're just like trying to be cute, just to pet everybody up.

Yeah, but it ties into a bigger thing here that we'll get to.

But yeah, I mean, basically the little pig.

It's just one small part of the grand conspiracy.

It is, it is.

And all it is, it's a tiny little pig in this little cute cop uniform.

I'll leave a link. You can look at that picture and, you know,

booing all over the pig. I thought the, uh, funny line in this article here on the New York post was that the, uh, to have a pig is actually, uh, illegal.

To have a pig living in your house. Living in your house is illegal, but to walk around, you know, to let it walk around in the city on a leash, that's okay.

Yeah, it's totally illegal.

It's totally chill.

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