Welcome in.

Welcome.

I'm E.G. Marshall.

Welcome to another fearful, earful.

And speaking of ears, the story we are about to direct to yours concerns a different part of the facial anatomy.

The mouth. Only in this case, the mouth isn't there.

Now, if that sounds incredible, listen carefully to the tale of

Joe Gannett, who has the great misfortune of meeting up with men without mouths. If you think

you're baffled by the mystery of how men can exist without mouths to breathe with, eat with, and

speak with, then imagine

the plight of poor Mr. Gannett himself.

Kitty, Jimmy, I saw another one today.

I swear I did.

A man without a mouth.

Oh, Uncle Joe, you didn't.

I'm telling you, I swear out of my mother's grave.

He walked into this bar, see, he sat down to the end.

He looked straight at me, Kitty, so help me.

And he didn't have a mouth.

Our mystery dra, Men Without Mouths,

was written especially for the mystery theater by Henry Slesser and stars Joe Silver and Patricia Elliott.

It is sponsored in part by new Sugar-Free diet 7-Up and by the Kellogg Company,

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