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Mike, what the hell is going on with your face?

Well, there was a little hiatus with the Jake podcast. Hope you guys enjoyed that. I shaved my face, as I said I would. Didn't do it to the grain or whatever. This is crazy. I hate it. I haven't seen your face and I don't know how long. I'm not going to lie, Mike. I don't think I like it either. Mike, this is what I'm saying.

Oh, your neck and don't think I like it either. Mike, this is what I'm saying.

Oh, your neck and your chin almost look like the same thing. Well, just wait until I do this. Everybody get a good look at this because, well, you'll probably see me good on a podcast. No, get a good look at this. Oh, man. Yeah, it's straight. You know what's crazy is I didn't think that you even like put on any weight.

I didn't. I've always had this. I'm a relatively skinny fella. It's weird because as soon as we started talking about the podcast, started getting the ads for the, the jaws or sizer and started getting TikToks about you like suck on your tongue and then it brings this up really and then everyone's like that's what all the models do on the red carpet and stuff so you can work out your face i thought they just did neat yeah yeah and i just like i guess i knew that but yeah you could work out your face get rid of it wow suck on your tongue to the roof of your mouth and it brings this up and then it makes you look like.

So for pictures, it makes sense, honestly, but doing it all the time.

It doesn't seem to help me when I suck my tongue.

Like, it doesn't lift it up. Well, I think there's. So there's so much sucking. There's only so much sucking you can do. Like at the end of the day, you might just be fat.

Oh.

Oh.

I'm not saying you.

But just in general.

I'm just saying in general.

Yeah.

It's something I deal with everyday. the day, you might just be fat. Oh. Oh. I'm not saying you.

But just in general.

I'm just saying in general.

I don't know. It's something I deal with every day too, CJ. Exactly. I'm like, I don't know. I think you might have been better off going just full clean. I don't know if like this like three o'clock shadow is really the move. Yeah. I don't know what Mike looks like.

You know who he looks like here.

The consensus is exactly how I expected.

I mean, I look... really the move. Yeah. I don't know what Mike looks like. You know what he looks like.

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