This is a download from LBC, Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

Morning everybody, welcome along to your free podcast for today. It's Monday the 16th of January. No, we're no near a payday. Don't get excited about it. The money is dwindling. The pot is very nearly empty. You're going to need payday very shortly. However, pay day, pay dirt, pay,

I don't know what you call them now in the Big Brother House. I was tempted to call them people

yesterday when I tweeted about it. I don't think it can actually sink any lower than with some of the

people, and I even admit to call them people, the disgusting Chloe Ferry, who was the one who, in the trail

for her going into the programme, picked her nose and then flicked it at the camera. I mean,

a piece of filth, the like of which you've never seen before. She started flirting with Callum Best,

who, for some reason, is described as bemused. Calum Best, as I said, I'd like to see the

notches on your bedpost, sweet cheeks.

And having made, of course, that little expose film of yourself,

I mean, don't sit there and try and play the Virgin Mary.

It's a bit embarrassing, really, because we all know what your reputation is,

and it's not exactly the best.

You're not known for anything, apart from who you've been out with. But anyway,

Chloe Ferry, obviously to flash her bits to everybody. Not the top bits either. I mean, really, where do you get filth like this from? Where does it come from, ladies and gentlemen?

Apparently, the conversation started with Chloe, mistaking Callum's football legend father, George, for a musician. She says,

I thought he was a singer. And then she, and he then said, I mean, because he'll quite clearly talk to

anybody. He said, you're a very pretty girl, obviously proving that Callum Best will just about

sleep with anybody in the house. I mean, he's already climbed into bed with Jasmine Wals.

And then I think as well, oh, what else did Chloe Ferry demand? Oh, that's right. I mean,

really, we are talking the scuzziest of the scuzz. I mean, I can't even begin to imagine what her home life is like, but it must be desperately sad and lonely.

She demanded

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