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What?

One of America's eight Ivy League schools, Cornell is an extremely prestigious institution. Its ranks include 64 Nobel laureates, 33 Rhodes Scholars, 63 Olympic medalists,

10 current Fortune 500 CEOs, 35 billionaires, and most important of all, approximately

1,000 Acapella-obsessed singers.

In fact, if there's one thing Cornell is known for, it's not the academics or the

alumni network, it's the near obsession with college acapella.

It's become so well-known that it's the butt of jokes on shows like The Office.

What am I going to do? Move back to Cornell? I know it's pathetic to relive your college years,

but cut me some slack. When I joined Here Comes Treble, that's when I became a freaking rock star in college.

But one day, the Cornell community was shocked to learn that the oldest and most prestigious

acapella group on campus, the Cayuga's Waiters, had been shut down and permanently banned

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