I wasn't going to let you perpetuate that myth.

You picked at me, and I'm sorry, you need to pick on somebody else whose wallet fits.

Oh, damn.

Okay, okay, okay.

You think you're bigger than her?

I think my wallet is.

Hey, guys. Welcome back to another episode of everyone's business but mine with me, Kara Berry.

I hope you guys are part of the right tax bracket to listen to this episode because I will be checking.

And if not, I'm going to call you broke bitches.

What an episode.

This was like a fun exit, last, you know, from Black History Month for me personally, because this is a sort of white-on-white crime that I don't have any stakes in, and I find

incredibly enjoyable.

I'm just going to, spoiler alert, tell you that this was a

draw for me. I'm not on any team. I'm not on one side of the other because I feel like both of

these two have been playing in each other's faces for years now. And so, I don't know. Sometimes you get what you get and you don't get upset,

you know? But we need to get to the important thing, which is that it is Jennifer Tilly's

time to shine on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, finally. She's hosting a caftan party

at Caviar Caspia, which shout out to Rachel from the Hollywood crime scene.

And Desi, we were talking about, hey, can I go next time I go to L.A.?

She said it's already closed. So, too bad. I guess, you know, how many $250 potatoes could you

possibly be selling? One to two a day?

Depending on whether or not Jennifer Tilly's in town, I don't know.

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