Cauliflower Ears, Lazy Husbands & Ozempic Penis!
The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast
The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network
4.9 • 3.2K Ratings
🗓️ 11 May 2026
⏱️ 26 minutes
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Summary
Today’s episode starts serious and somehow ends with hidden shaft discussions. So… pretty standard morning show behavior.
The gang reacts to a heartbreaking Reddit relationship confession involving a lazy husband, abuse concerns, and custody fears before immediately pivoting into one of the dumbest trends we’ve ever heard: Russian men paying for fake cauliflower ears to LOOK like MMA fighters. Because apparently going to therapy was too hard.
Plus:
- Ozempic Penis explained (unfortunately)
- Why weight loss drugs may kill your libido
- Weed sperm studies
- Tony Twist fight stories
- Puppetry of the Penis somehow returns
- Lern accidentally admitting cauliflower ears are hot
- Rafe explaining dopamine like a medically unqualified wizard
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| 0:00.0 | Everybody talked about it since I first moved to Oregon. |
| 0:04.0 | The big one, the earthquake that trashed the whole West Coast, total destruction. |
| 0:09.0 | Officially calling it the largest natural disaster in American history. |
| 0:13.0 | I just didn't know what would help me next. |
| 0:15.3 | So I took it all. |
| 0:16.6 | Even the gun. |
| 0:18.2 | It was time. |
| 0:19.6 | Selo? |
| 0:21.0 | See why American Afterlife is the number one fiction and drama podcast in America. |
| 0:26.3 | Presented by pair of thieves. |
| 0:28.0 | Listen on Apple Podcasts. |
| 0:29.6 | Spotify or wherever you listen to your favorite shows. |
| 0:32.9 | Available now. |
| 0:35.0 | Rizzuto. |
| 0:39.2 | Shall we do the sex sexy time fun facts? |
| 0:39.8 | Let's... |
| 0:40.8 | They constantly portray |
| 0:43.9 | normal sexual behavior |
| 0:45.6 | as being normal. |
| 0:46.8 | Come on. |
| 0:47.4 | Let's talk about sex, baby. |
| 0:49.3 | They glorify unnatural sex action. |
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