Caught Offside with Andrew Gunling and J.J. Devani.

Oh, yes. Caught Offside just outside of New York City.

I'm from an apartment in Brooklyn, New York.

Andrew Gunling, J.J. Devani. What's up, brother?

Matt Sears, who is, I would say, patient zero for this podcast, like the number, the first ever listener we had.

He tweeted, the weird text exchange, the old barber situation, the kid locking the door, so the FDNY has to be called, the debit card thing.

Andrew Gundling's awkward situations bring me great joy.

Please never stop sharing them.

I just thought about that.

These are only the tip of the iceberg.

You've shared so much stuff down the years.

Those are probably some of the greatest hits, I guess.

They are, but there's been other ones.

And I'm like, if you know, Andrew,

these things will continue to happen because Andrew lets it happen. Rather, I don't, you see,

you don't, you let it go so long that it becomes awkward or strange or slightly uncomfortable.

Wait a minute.

Let's analyze this.

So, okay, in this situation with the group text that I'm now mistakenly in, celebrating the birth of a stranger, yeah, that one I'll grant you. But the other ones he mentions there, I had nothing to do with the Dutch credit card

situation. What did I do? My son getting locked in the bedroom. Right. Fair enough. What am I

supposed to do about that? I do think with the bar. I think I could have pushed. See, in a moment like

that, you got to let you got to stand back and let them do their job. Right. In hindsight, I truly believe there's got to just be another way to get into a locked bedroom than smashing it in with a hatchet. There has to be another way. Yes, definitely. There is. But like, I'm not going to stop them in that moment. I just, I, I, yeah, maybe some people would. I don't know. It feels slightly like they're getting their numbers up, if you know what I mean. You know, we've had so many callouts this week. We've had those two fires, the cat in the tree and the boy, the boy locked in the room.

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