Caught offside with Andrew Gunling and J.J. Devani.

Oh yes, caught off side, just outside of New York City and from an apartment in Brooklyn, New York, Andrew

Gunling and Jay Devaney. What's up brother?

I'm feeling old Andrew, feeling really old. Had a great Thanksgiving, went for a kick about Thanksgiving morning and it was only a couple of days after I played a game and I just still felt so stiff, hard to move everything.

And then the weekend I noticed... felt so stiff, hard to move everything.

And then the weekend I noticed AC Milan

are blooding some new players.

And when I say it blooding new players

and younger players, 15 year old.

Yeah.

Francesco Camarda comes off the bench.

Now he scored something like 450 goals in like 82 games at the U-15 level.

So yeah, maybe he's worth a look, but the fact that that's happening at all is kind of...

Yeah, it's scary. Like I often think to myself, I watch what we do in the shadows the comedy show about vampires and I was like if I was a

vampire what would I be a vampire of and I would literally just be a single-use vampire I would

fly into someone's house, some young person's house, and I would take their knees. That's all I want. I don't want anything else. Nothing else. Just their knees. I would somehow remove their knees and give myself better knees.

The implication being that you're just a couple good knees away from what exactly? No, just to be able to keep playing at the same just keep playing it's not a

level away from what okay I just want to keep playing and it's it's even hard to do to do the other things I used to be able to do now so even a few months ago so yeah that's what I'm feeling and so thanks A.C. Milan for that

The passage of time gets us all.

Yeah, you gave up though, you gave up early, let's be honest.

Well, may I be a shoulder vampire.

That would be my, that would be my vampiric need.

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