Caught Cheating... Twice! (w/ Ketra Long)

Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Headgum & Nicole Byer

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4.8 • 15.6K Ratings

🗓️ 1 July 2022

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Comedian Ketra Long joins Nicole to tell the story about how she got caught cheating twice in her relationship. She also shares the time she convinced Ne-Yo to come see her stand-up show, which she proceeded to absolutely bomb. Ketra teaches Nicole how she manages to get flown out of the country for expensive dates, plus talks about her first kiss and first fingering. This is a wild episode, folks.

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0:00.0	Why won't you date me?
0:09.6	Why won't you date me?
0:11.6	Why won't you date me?
0:13.4	Please tell me why.
0:17.8	Oh baby, welcome to another episode of Why Won't you date me upon gas or me, Nicole
0:28.7	Byron tries to figure out how I'm still single even though you could come in my bottle
0:35.2	of water and tell me it's extra nutrients.
0:38.9	I think I've used that one before anyway.
0:44.3	My guess today is a comic who's very wonderful, a comedian, a funny person.
0:51.4	It is cute tralon.
0:54.2	I like that you make your own audio sounds.
1:04.8	That makes me happy.
1:06.2	We all have to be, I don't know, let's see.
1:10.2	We have to be our own cheerleaders.
1:14.3	Yes, yes.
1:15.3	But in some cases, Nicole, you, you ever about a cheerleader.
1:19.1	I try to be, you know, I just try to be a nice person, have a nice time, ha ha ha, have
1:26.1	a nice life, you know.
1:28.1	Yeah, and you will, because you're such a good person.
1:30.4	Thank you, you true.
1:32.4	Tell me about yourself.
1:33.4	You grew up in Birmingham, Alabama.
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