Cattle Thief
The Jesse Kelly Show
iHeartPodcasts
4.8 • 3K Ratings
🗓️ 8 February 2022
⏱️ 116 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Oh! |
| 0:11.0 | It is the Jesse Kelly show! |
| 0:14.0 | Let's have some fun on a Monday, and it is a Medal of Honor Monday. |
| 0:20.0 | We've got a doozy for you coming up about an hour from now. |
| 0:25.0 | Apparently we all have to go vegan. |
| 0:28.0 | I don't think that's gonna work for me. |
| 0:30.0 | We'll talk about that. |
| 0:32.0 | We're gonna discuss... |
| 0:34.0 | Why are they better than us at politics? |
| 0:38.0 | What are we dealing with when we deal with the American Communist? |
| 0:42.0 | Why all this apologizing, backtracking? |
| 0:45.0 | We're gonna talk about how you have to deal with them, |
| 0:48.0 | and I have to deal with them tonight on the Jesse Kelly show. |
| 0:52.0 | Stacey Abrams was caught maskless, |
| 0:55.0 | and let's be honest, coronavirus or no coronavirus, |
| 0:58.0 | there's never a situation where Stacey Abrams should be maskless. |
| 1:02.0 | What, Chris? It's fine. |
| 1:05.0 | It's a Monday, it's fine. We gotta snap out of this funk. |
| 1:09.0 | Alright, first and foremost, let's get something straight here. |
| 1:11.0 | Here's New York Mayor Eric Adams. |
| 1:13.0 | I eat a plant-based, sentient life. |
| 1:17.0 | Let me stop you right there. No one cares. |
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