You could get like a little you could hire there's always local boys looking for work

you know they're kind of in the sewers in the slums with their little hats and they're rolled

up pants and pizza and ninja turtles and no no well not like that I'm more so thinking like

street urchins streeter yes you need a street urchin that's what you need i need a kid

who i can like flip him a nickel and he'll go get me a cooked goose a fully cooked goose fully cooked

fully operational cooked goose for a nickel yeah presumably less than a nickel because the kid required some off the top.

Yeah, I need a kid in like a little tweed vest and a flat-brimmed hat, waving a newspaper in the air, screaming.

Yeah, you need a character from Les Mis.

That's what you need.

Different country, but I guess.

But same street urchins can exist in any nation but especially france you know what i mean

yeah or england you need a dekensian boy you need a david copperfield looking at this child Welcome to The Crunch, the only podcast that facilitated a run on the Vatican Bank.

It's your boy, Ethan.

I'm Patrick.

Everybody, quick, pull your money out now.

Yeah, everyone.

Everyone tweet about it.

Pull all the money out. And then that's how we'll finally make the vaticans we'll sell the vatican yeah we'll get rid of all

the money and over all the money so that the pope stops living in such high estate yeah pope

francis famously living in luxury yes yes and i don't like how he's got all those.

How do they get his clothes so white? Yeah, they can't afford chlorox and I can't even afford detergent.

I sweat in a polo for one day. It's never white again. And Italy, then it's just gray tinged.

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