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🗓️ 8 May 2025
⏱️ 32 minutes
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0:00.0 | Finally, White Smoke. |
0:05.2 | There is a new head of the global Catholic Church. |
0:08.8 | And for those of you who have been following coverage closely, |
0:11.8 | maybe you made a prediction about who would step out onto the St. Peter's Basilica balcony. |
0:16.5 | Maybe you just found yourself caring way more about it than you expected. |
0:21.8 | You might have been, what some people are calling, Pope Pilled. |
0:25.3 | Let's have a conclave. |
0:26.6 | I want to have a conclain. |
0:27.8 | Stop the door tight. |
0:29.2 | Let's have a conclaim. |
0:30.4 | For the last couple of weeks, the internet has been more than ready. |
0:34.5 | Songs, sketches, power rankings. |
0:37.4 | We got a brand new season of the Pope games coming out and the girls are going at it. |
0:41.3 | And of course the president got involved by posting an AI-generated meme of himself in the Pope's white robes. |
0:48.3 | Actually, my wife thought it was cute. |
0:50.3 | She said, isn't that nice? |
0:52.3 | There were plenty of jokes. |
0:53.3 | But honestly, this felt like a race that everyone had a horse in. |
0:57.2 | I'm not even Catholic. |
0:59.2 | I'm an atheist. |
1:00.2 | Like, I care a lot who the next pope is going to be. |
1:04.8 | This cultural moment, it actually had been building for a while. |
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