Catholicism has an internet problem. We solved it.
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Ethan and Patrick
4.7 • 531 Ratings
🗓️ 8 October 2023
⏱️ 49 minutes
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Welcome to The Crunch Catholic Podcast. Today we solve the internet. And also Patrick and Ethan are in the same room!
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| 0:00.0 | Check one too. |
| 0:00.9 | Oh, baby. |
| 0:01.7 | Yeah. |
| 0:02.5 | Uh-huh. |
| 0:04.8 | That looks good. |
| 0:05.8 | Do not ever question me again. |
| 0:08.0 | Don't question my authority. |
| 0:10.3 | You deliberately disobey me. |
| 0:16.1 | Welcome to The Crunch. The only podcast where one of the hosts is way more competent than the other one. |
| 0:29.8 | Thank you. |
| 0:30.5 | It's your boy, Ethan. |
| 0:31.3 | And I'm Patrick, and I'm the competent one. |
| 0:35.1 | I'm actually going to take the sleeve off of my cup because it's cold in here. |
| 0:38.5 | Let me have it. Let me have it. Let me have this. I need this win. Hey guys, we're in a studio today. |
| 0:44.2 | That's crazy. What is this podcast? Oh, this is the crunch. It's a comedy podcast where we try to |
| 0:50.3 | figure out if Catholics can be funny and we did it we did it Instagram live |
| 0:55.4 | but moments ago and I realized sometimes that when I when I'm not with the people |
| 1:02.4 | yeah engaging with Hoy Palloy the unwashed masses I can't believe you're speaking |
| 1:08.6 | Yiddish on our Christian podcast. As they've been called, |
| 1:10.9 | I forget that we're just built different. Why are you laughing? It's just funny to say that. |
| 1:20.7 | What do you mean? It's just funny to be like, yeah, we're built different. But dare I say, |
| 1:26.8 | we are. Have you considered that I say, we are. |
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