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The Catholic Guy Show's Podcast

Catholic Guy Episode 99: Moon Forgetfulness, Heavenly Hot Takes, Angel Statues, and 50 in 20!

The Catholic Guy Show's Podcast

Lino Rulli

Comedy, Christianity, Religion & Spirituality

4.9666 Ratings

🗓️ 23 June 2022

⏱️ 122 minutes

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Summary

The podcast kicks off with Lino seeing a lunar eclipse...and forgetting what that means. After that, it's time for some Heavenly Hot Takes (many of them red hot). Then, local news covers an angel statue and weed guy. And the podcast wraps up with Lino answering 50 questions in 20 minutes, which is why it's called 50 in 20!

Transcript

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0:00.0

It's the Catholic Guy Show starring Lino Ruley with co-host Mark Hart the Bible Geek

0:12.7

and me, the executive producer, Tyler Vecty.

0:18.4

Today, Lina welcomes Wilt Chamberlain, actress Maura Tierney, and wrestler Superstar Buddy Rogers,

0:31.6

featuring music by the Foo Fighters.

0:35.6

Now, from Minnesota, where the local gas station sells live bait,

0:41.1

here's your host, Lino Ruling.

0:50.7

Hello Catholics. And everyone else, Catholics.

0:55.0

And everyone else, welcome to your home for pure Catholic pleasure.

1:00.9

It is the Catholic guy show.

1:03.7

You don't have to be smart to host a radio show.

1:07.2

In fact, you probably should be dumb to host the radio show.

1:11.8

One of my favorite moments, I think, of the last year or so, moments of just my pure stupidity showed up when we were talking to a call or somebody called in for this, that, or the other.

1:23.2

And in the course of the conversation, it was pointed out that the moon is not a planet.

1:31.4

Before we laugh, before Mark and Tyler laugh, again, there are, I'm sure, people in the audience who go, well, of course the moon is a planet.

1:40.2

You are like me.

1:41.8

You deserve your own radio show because I was on the air going, well, of course the moon is a planet. And then Tyler had to look it up. He Googled that it was right on Wikipedia.

1:52.0

Moon is not a planet. It's literally what it said.

1:55.8

And when I said, well, how is that possible? And the reaction response was, well, it's a moon. I felt like that wasn't a good enough response. I was like, well, but a moon should be a planet. So that was one of those, boy, I'm dumb. I'm glad I learned that on the radio. And even though you'd learn something, it doesn't mean you internalize it. You can know right or wrong. You can know good or bad. You can know sin and grace. It doesn't mean you internalize it. You can know right or wrong. You can know good or bad. You

2:18.5

can know sin and grace. It doesn't mean you internalize something just to have the information.

2:23.9

And so I know intellectually the moon is a planet. Or no. I know intellectually the moon is not

2:31.7

a planet. He still hasn't learned this. I was about to say, if you know that intellectually, that's even funnier.

2:37.1

I know, here's what I should have said.

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