It's the Catholic Guys Show, starring Lino Ruelly.

With co-host, Mark Hart the Bible Geek, and me, the executive producer, Tyler Vecty.

Today, Lina welcomes. Comedian and composer Dudley Moore, rapper Andre 3000, and 70s wrestler Killer Kowalski,

featuring music by the Foo Fighters.

Now, from Minnesota, where you can't throw a Lutheran without hitting another

Lutheran, here's your host, Lino Ruling!

Hello Catholics! And everyone else, welcome to Hello, Catholics.

And everyone else, welcome to your home for pure Catholic pleasure.

It is the Catholic guy show, not the Lutheran guy show.

Though if it was the Lutheran guy show, boy, would I be eating meat today.

Mark, how much meat you eating today? More or less, I'm not going to put it on a scale, but how much meat would you say you've eaten? I'll tell you what, that'd be a zero. I ordered breakfast, and after I ordered an omelette with turkey and the side of bacon, I realized, oh, no. And then when the waitress came out, I had to send it back, and I felt like a total schuck it was great what did you say did you say I'm Catholic this would make Jesus upset I said I'm a complete idiot I say it's Lent and I'm Catholic and I'm not supposed to be eating meat I'm like so I'll happily pay for it I'll take it to some of my non meat eating friends but can I order something else well it bring it to your non-meat-eating friends, wouldn't it? Oh, sorry, my meat-eating friends. I can't even talk to it. I see, I need meat. I need meat. That would be super weird if you were like, well, I know some priests who are vegetarians. This is perfect for them because it's something they don't. It's something they don't want and can't have. This.

I can't even talk. This is perfect for them because it's something they don't.

It's something they don't want and can't have.

This is going to be perfect.

I plan ahead.

Now, I don't always plan ahead, but I had a colossal failure.

We talked about it on last week's show that I ate a large piece of veal on the first Friday of Lent. And in the large part, it's because I just didn't plan ahead. So yesterday, I planned ahead. My wife, Jill and I were talking about. I'm like, I am determined to not have meat. And so I had made my little schedule. I said, this is what we're going to do. No breakfast. This way I'm, I could say I'm fasting because I'm going to have gone for,

I don't know, 15, 16 hours without eating. Then for lunch, I'm going to get a workout in.

Right after my workout, I will have yogurt with a little blueberries and a little granola,

not too much. Then nothing else. And I will have a grilled cheese for dinner.

That is the plan.

As if I may quote King Richard, you fail to plan, you plan to fail.

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