It's the Catholic Guys Show, starring Lino Rooley.

With co-host, Mark Hart the Bible Geek, and me, the executive producer, Tyler Vecty.

Today, Lena welcomes. Brett Michaels, wrestler Harley Race.

And Miss Pac-Man.

Featuring music by the Foo Fighters.

Now, from a rat-infested room somewhere in New York City, here's your host,

Lino Rooli!

Hello Catholics! And everyone else, welcome to your home for pure Catholic Hello, Catholics.

And everyone else, welcome to your home for pure Catholic pleasure.

It is the Catholic Guy show.

Coming to you from New York City, that is right.

Longtime listeners of the show,

and, hey, the show used to come from New York City all the time,

and then I moved to Minnesota last year,

but now I'm still back at New York on a regular basis, so I get to be here all this week. Our producer Tyler

used to live in New York. Now, he moved to Washington, D.C. Our co-host, Mark, never lived in New York.

He was sane, so he has always lived as long as we've known him, lived in Arizona.

But Mark's a married guy, so Mark can relate to this story.

This is fantastic, Mark.

You'll love this story because I was single for so long.

All the tales you would tell about being married, I'd always say, oh, you know, that's

just an old wife's tale. And you'd be like, no, you know, that's just an old wives tale.

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