It's the Catholic Guy Show, starring Lino Ruley.

With me, the executive producer, Tyler Vecty.

Today, Lina welcomes Scarlett Johansson, Burton Cummings,

and chocolate chip cookie magnet, Famous Amos,

featuring music by the Foo Fighters.

Now, from his rat-infested hotel room in New York City,

here's your host, Lino Rulie.

Hello Catholics.

And everyone else, welcome to your home for pure Catholic pleasure.

It is the Catholic guy show, not coming to you from a rat-infested hotel room,

but it is, in fact, the rat-infested city of New York that I'm doing, well, yesterday's show,

today's show, and tomorrow's show.

If you follow me on social media, Catholic guy.com, Facebook, Twitter, Instagram,

you'll see pictures and videos that I've been posting over the last few days. I'm here working. Now, obviously, doing my radio show, I'm here scouting, as it were. I'm scouting for locations for some shooting we're going to be doing later on, like in a month or so. Not shooting with guns, for those of you who are listening in Texas and Florida.

Finally, that liberal, no, not like that, but shooting like.

Finally, New York is just as American as the rest of us.

Oh, yeah, you need more.

Well, we don't.

But so I'm scouting.

I'm at a bunch of Catholic churches all over the city for some filming, but not filming, we're going to be doing later on.

And you know, you've heard, for those who've never been to New York, count yourself lucky.

But for those who've never been, but you've probably heard the phrase, if you see something, say something.

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