It's the Catholic Guy Show, starring Lino Ruley,

with co-host Mark Hart the Bible Geek, and me, the executive producer, Tyler Vecty.

Today, Lino welcomes Robert Smygel, Michael K. Williams

and cult leader, Yahweh Ben-Jawai,

featuring music by the Foo Fighters.

Now, from Minnesota, where mosquitoes are classified as a bird of prey, here's your host,

Lino Rooley.

Hello Catholics.

And everyone else, welcome to your home for pure Catholic pleasure.

It is the Catholic Guy show.

My wife, Jill, and I moved to Minnesota last fall.

We suffered through a winter, and now it's getting nice.

Now the April showers have brought May flowers.

And if you follow me on social media, as always, Catholic guy.com, you see not only that April showers bring May flowers, but a guy with a dump truck dropped off four cubic yards of dirt.

Now, I don't know what that means, but it's a lot. Well, I'll tell you, I'll tell you what it means is that the neighbors are probably nervous that you're in the mafia. They're like, who's this Ginza with all this extra dirt line around? Why does he need it? Well, the good thing is, Mark, clearly you don't listen to the show. We don't have neighbors. You don't have any neighbors. That's right. I forgot. I don't have any neighbors. We moved to rural Minnesota for a reason. When we lived in New York, we had a lot of neighbors. Then we moved to the middle of nowhere. And I don't just mean Minnesota. I mean the middle of nowhere, Minnesota. And now that we're here. No, in fact, it's the exact opposite problem we had. So my wife, Jill, she loves the garden. Now, I didn't know this about her. Quite frankly, I'm not even sure she knew this about her. When we had our little rat-infested apartment, we did have a balcony, and she would go out and plant a little bit, you know, but obviously you couldn't plant a whole lot. Now, we don't have acreage or anything. We just have a normal, like, backyard. And so she spent, like, the last week building a garden beds, like out of wood or whatever, and put them on the grass. I don't, I don't exactly know what I'm talking about, but she has set all these, she has set all these things down. And then she told me, okay, me okay lena well now i i i've paid a guy to bring a bunch of dirt to the house and i'm like gee i feel like there's dirt

everywhere i feel weird that we're paying somebody to bring the dirt but i'll take your word for

and so four cubic yards so she was on on the phone with the dirt delivery person.

And the guy said, okay, so this is what we do.

We will, we come by and we'll drop it on the driveway, and it's basically the size of a small car.

That's how much dirt you're going to have.

Okay.

And I thought, gee, I'd rather that doesn't happen because I have a garage and I oftentimes

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