It's the Catholic Guy Show, starring Lino Ruelly

with co-host, Mark Hart the Bible Geek.

Today, Lino welcomes Mary Magdalene,

Malchus the slave,

and Pontius Pilate's wife,

featuring music by the Foo Fighters.

Now, from Minnesota, where a traffic jam is just 10 cars stuck behind a tractor,

here's your host, Lino Rooley.

Hello Catholics.

And everyone else, welcome to your home for pure Catholic pleasure.

It is the Catholic Guy Show.

You heard our executive producer Tyler's voice.

However, this is a very special week.

A very special week.

It is Holy Week, and it is a Tyler-free week of the Catholic Guy Show.

Our producer has taken, I want to say clearly, the producer of the show has taken Holy Week off,

making it truly the holiest week of the year, Mark.

Is it not the holiest week to not have Tyler and because of, you know, Jesus.

And, you know, I don't want to cast stones, but I will. Sure. I know the little month, but he works hard, sort of. But he's just be like, out of that 52 weeks a year, which week should I take off? I know. Holy week. It's like the Catholic Super Bowl. He just decides to leave. What the hell are you doing? I also like that management doesn't get involved.

They're just like, you know, if you'd like to take a week off, maybe that's just how genius management is.

They go, guess what?

We're all going to benefit from, I mean, our producer's an atheist with the voice of an angel.

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