It's the Catholic Guy Show, starring Lino Rooley.

With me, the executive producer, Tyler Vecty.

Today, Lino welcomes Mila Coonis, actress Rita Wilson,

and new wave band The Buggles, featuring music by the Foo Fighters.

Now, from Minnesota, where the game Duck Duck Goose

is stupidly called Duck Duck Grey Duck.

Here's your host, Lino Rooley.

Hello, Catholics.

And everyone else, welcome to your home for pure Catholic pleasure.

It is the Catholic guy show.

You know us Catholics, we get a bad rap for some things.

A lot of things we deserve to get a bad rap for.

Other things, we don't deserve to get a bad rap for.

You know, some people say, oh, the Catholics, they love worship and statues.

Oh, no, we don't.

The Catholics, they love creating irrelevant and poor quality media.

I shouldn't say, I mean, it's not like you like doing that. It's just what you guys are, you know, cut out for.

Well, we're not trying to. Like, our show tries not to suck whether or not we succeed. We report you decide. But ultimately, like, I agree when somebody says, oh, let's pray the rosary. You go, ooh, bad radio. When somebody's like, I got another boring guest by phone. Ooh, bad radio. So I get it. Some of the complaints about the Catholic Church, valid. Some of the

complaints about the Catholic Church, invalid. I'll give you one, however, where there's validity

to it and invalidity to it, invalid that is. The Inquisition. The Inquisition, you say?

The Inquisition, what a show, the Inquisition, here we go. We know you wishing that we'd go away.

But the Inquisition's here and it's here to stay.

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