It's the Catholic Guy Show, starring Lino Ruley.

With co-host, Mark Hart the Bible Geek,

and me, the executive producer, Tyler Vecty.

Today, Lino welcomes Soledad O'Brien, Jane Withers, and Blackbeard the Pirate,

the Pirate, featuring music by the Foo Fighters.

Now, from the Target-infested state of icy Minnesota, here's your host, Lino Rooley.

Hello Catholics.

And everyone else, welcome to your home for pure Catholic.

Pleasure, it is the Catholic Guy show.

Second show of 2020.

Our producer, Tyler, nobody works harder than you, Tyler.

Well, as long as we just don't look at anybody else's work ethic, nobody works harder than you. Would you agree with that? I would agree. As long as we don't count

the human population, nobody works harder than me. I will take that. In fact, I will give it

to you. And so, on that happy note, humans, no Muppets work harder than our producer Tyler.

We had some technical issues yesterday that didn't allow our co-host Mark on the air.

We may or may not have technical difficulties today.

Mark may or may not be with us for today's show.

Hey, Mark, are you there?

I am here. Whether or not the audience can hear me, we have another question to answer. I'm not sure.

We'll look into that. Just give us a little bit of time.

We are not a mistake-free show. We are not a mistake-free channel. Hell, I think we're a mistake-prone channel, quite

frankly. And that is why we are proud to say it's the Catholic channel. Because when you think

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