It's the Catholic Guy Show, starring Lino Ruley.

With co-host, Mark Hart the Bible Geek, and me, the executive producer, Tyler Vecty.

Today, Lino welcomes Goldie Hawn, country singer Conway Twitty,

and freshly squeezed Orange Cassidy, featuring music by the Foo Fighters.

Now, from the Gopher Infested State of Minnesota, here's your host, Lino

Rooley.

Hello Catholics. And everyone else, welcome to your home for pure Catholic pleasure.

It is The Catholic Guy Show.

My voice is weak today.

Tyler, can you hear my voice is kind of weak?

Oh, it barely made it through Hello Catholics.

I was holding my breath during that.

Yeah, I don't know what that's about. I,

it's not that I've been using my voice very much lately. I mean, other than yelling to God,

why must you mock me, O Lord? Other than that, I haven't really been using my voice all that

much. And like, like an hour ago, I was talking to my wife about something. And I go, I don't really have much of a voice, right? And she goes, no. I go good. Well. This is going to go well. At least she's honest. At least they don't have to talk for a living. Right. Well, I won't have to use it. I'm like, what the hell is going on? Like sometimes I use my voice or I'm talking too much or I'm yelling or I'm smoking or I'm doing something and I go, oh yeah, well, that makes sense. That's why my voice, it doesn't sound very good. Today is one of those days for no reason at all. My voice isn't there. And so I thought, well, you know what? since it sounds like I've been yelling and screaming all day.

Let's kick... reason at all, my voice isn't there. And so I thought, well, you know what? Since it sounds like I've been yelling and screaming all day,

let's kick off the show with a segment I hate,

with a segment Mark hates,

which will cause both of us to yell and scream,

and at least we're yelling and screaming at each other.

It's called Catholic Guy Family Feud.

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