It's the Catholic Guy Show, starring Lino Ruley,

with co-host, Mark Hart the Bible Geek, and me, the executive producer, Tyler Vecty.

Today, Lino welcomes Tom Turkey,

Native American Squanto,

and smallpox infested pilgrims,

featuring music by the Foo Fighters.

Now, from Minnesota, where being passive aggressive is considered nice,

here's your host, Lino Rooley.

Hello Catholics.

And everyone else, welcome to your home for pure Catholic pleasure.

It is the Catholic Guy show, and welcome to our sixth or seventh annual.

We don't know because we are not good at math around here.

It's my big, fat, Italian, Catholic Thanksgiving this year, a special treat in case you didn't hear the news, socially distanced.

Yes, this is the first Thanksgiving my wife, Jill and I have done in our brand new Minnesota home.

And there's nobody here and Jill's sitting there

spring, Pam on the popovers.

Mark's in Arizona.

Tyler's in New York.

I'm saying, hey, Jill.

Hi, Jill.

How are you?

I'm okay.

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