It's the Catholic Guy Show, starring Lino Ruley,

with co-host Mark Hart the Bible Geek, and me, the executive producer, Tyler Vecty.

Today, Lino welcomes Maurice Claret, John Rocker,

and New Coke spokesman, Max Headroom,

featuring music by the Foo Fighters.

Now, from the state of Minnesota, home to the world's largest ball of

twine, here's your host, Lino Rooley.

Hello Catholics, and everyone else, welcome to your home for pure Catholic pleasure.

It is the Catholic Guy Show.

Don't be afraid even though it's Halloween or Halloween weekend or Halloween Eve.

Don't be afraid it's just your pals at the Catholic Guy Show.

One uglier than the next.

But here we are.

Well, that's not totally true. Mark is good looking.

So it's not one uglier

than the next. It's Mark

and then me and then

Tyler. The grossest human

beings alive. Hello.

Hello.

Hello. How are you?

Wow.

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