It's the Catholic Guys Show, starring Lino Rooley.

With me, the executive producer, Tyler Vecty.

Today, Lina welcomes Mary Magdalene, St. Veronica, and the disciple Joseph called Bersabbas, who is also known as Justice.

Featuring music by the Foo Fighters.

Now, from the Holy Land, the most conflict-free place on earth, here's your host, Lino Rulie.

Hello Catholics.

And everyone else, welcome to your home for pure Catholic pleasure.

It is the Catholic guy show.

I like surprising you, you know, on the show.

I like it to feel like you never know exactly what to expect or what we're going to do on this show.

And in fact, now this is not necessarily fair to do to Tyler, but I don't even tell Tyler what we're going to do on this show. And in fact, now this is not necessarily fair to do to Tyler,

but I don't even tell Tyler what we're going to do from the first segment to the second to the

third to the fourth. So like Tyler has no idea. Am I going to open up today's show from Jerusalem

with a personal story? Am I going to tell a story about what the feast day is on the church's

calendar today, which is the exaltation

of the cross. And you're like, wow, the exaltation of the cross. And here I am in Jerusalem doing

today's show not far from that very spot where Jesus died for our sins on a cross. Am I going to

complain? Well, yes, I will always complain about something on

this show. I'll always complain. Yeah, that part's kind of inevitable. So we have a bunch of things

we might be doing on this show. Tyler, what do you think we're going to open with on today's show?

I think we're going to open with a segment, would be my guess.

You're right.

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