It's the Catholic Guy Show, starring Lino Ruley.

With me, the executive producer, Tyler Vecty.

Today, Lina welcomes the Easter Bunny,

Marshmallow Peeps,

and the other Mary at the Empty Tomb,

featuring music by the Foo Fighters.

Now, from Minnesota,

where every road trip starts with a prayer to avoid deer collisions,

here's your host, Lino Ruling.

Hello Catholics.

And everyone else, welcome to your home for pure Catholic pleasure. It is the

Catholic I show. He has risen. He has risen indeed, just like he said he would. Happy Easter.

Now, Tyler, don't take this the wrong way.

It's a little tough to do a show like today with you because you're an atheist.

Okay.

I don't want to impose my religion on you, but we are going to be talking about Jesus Christ's death and resurrection.

So I don't want to hear from you this whole time.

I don't believe it. Well, now, in my defense, I do believe half of that. I do believe Jesus died. Yes, you believe it was a historical figure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, you just said, I don't believe it. Well, I believe in that. I believe half of it. Well, I only set that part up because you have to have that for the resurrection to happen.

Well, that is true.

So I'm going to be doing a lot of the heavy lifting today because Christian tradition has us saying things like,

he is risen, and the other person says, he has risen indeed.

I've got to do both of those jobs because if I just go, if I say to Tyler, he has risen, Tyler's like, I have my doubts. I go, no, I know that's not useful today though. Today is not a useful, we have a lot of use for atheists on the show, but not as much today. I want you to be defensive about that. I'm just saying, I don't know.

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