It's the Catholic Guy Show, starring Lino Ruley.

With me, the executive producer, Tyler Vecty.

Today, Lina welcomes Hall of Fame baseball player Derek Jeter, actor Nick Offerman,

and Frontiers Woman Calamity Jane, featuring music by the Foo Fighters.

Now, from Minnesota, where having a lake cabin is a sign of nobility,

here's your host, Lino Rulie.

Hello Catholics.

And everyone else, welcome to your home for pure Catholic pleasure. It is the

Catholic Guy Show. I'm here to praise Canada. You know, sometimes people think we don't like

Canada. I don't just mean as Americans, but I mean, even here on this show, and I'm here to say

we love you nasty, fake Americans. You're a wonderful people. I mean, we love Canadians. I don't know

what would ever give them that idea that we don't like them. You know, it's misunderstanding

at best, Tyler. It's nothing more than that. And sometimes it may even because we call them

fake Americans, but that's a compliment.

We mean that as a sign of respect. Now, you know, things I mean, there's a billion things I don't

know, but some things I think are funny because, you know, we have Canadian exports like actors

or actresses and musicians or things like that and maple syrup and all those good things.

Yeah.

Hockey players.

You name it.

Leslie Nielsen.

Well, we're not going to start naming, but that's just awfully specific.

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