It's the Catholic Guy Show, starring Lino Ruley.

With me, the executive producer, Tyler Vecty.

Today, Lina welcomes comedian Nikki Glazer,

actress Betty Gable,

and country music singer Little Jimmy Dickens,

featuring music by the Foo Fighters.

Now, from Minnesota,

where people live only because they are too frozen to move,

here's your host, Lino Rulie.

Hello Catholics.

And everyone else, welcome to your home for pure Catholic pleasure.

It is the Catholic guy show, and I've been Catholic pretty much my whole life.

Now, if you were to ask people in the Catholic Church what they think about me being Catholic,

a lot of them prefer I'd go and do something else. Ironically, you know, Tyler, a lot of Christians would welcome me with open arms.

They'd be like, this is quite a coup. If we were able to get the Catholic guy to convert and

become one of us, I'd be like something that they would have a jewel in the crown type of an

attitude about, you know, because one of them, one of them Catholics finally saw the light, saw the way, and came to us.

Yeah, they'd be like, oh, we got another one. We got another convert. We got him over here.

But a good one. No offense. No, no offense. But because I'm the Catholic guy, if I became the Protestant guy, then there'd be a lot of branding changes.

So I don't want to do that.

That's the real reason I'm staying Catholic is because I already bought Catholic guy.com and I already own the name of the show.

So, you know, branding and, you know, and all that.

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