It's the Catholic Guy Show, starring Lino Ruley.

With me, the executive producer, Tyler Vecty.

Today, Lina welcomes comedian Stephen Wright, poet Joyce Kilmer,

and TV evangelist Kenny Copeland,

featuring music by the Foo Fighters.

Now, from Minnesota, where even the snowmen complain about the wind chill,

here's your host, Lino Ruling.

Hello Catholics.

And everyone else, welcome to your home for pure Catholic pleasure.

It is the Catholic Guy show.

And holy crap, is it cold in Minnesota?

I realize people listen to this show from all over the world,

and some of you are sunbathing right now.

I'm not. I'm freezing. It is ridiculously cold.

I had a run to, I had a few appointments this morning I had to run to. And I am so cold.

This is a horrible state to live in. Nobody should ever live here. I am so glad I moved here.

I'm so glad four years ago my wife Jill and I left New York

City and moved to Minnesota. I have something new to complain about. But you know what? You know what?

Let's do something we're going to kick off today's show with something that is heartwarming.

You see what I did there? I said how cold it is, but now I'm going to do something

that warms the heart. What am I going to do? I'm going to talk to a Kyle. Now, regular

listeners of the show know what it means for me to talk to a Kyle. So since almost the show's

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