It's the Catholic Guy show, starring Lino Ruley.

With me, the executive producer, Tyler Vecty.

Today, Lina welcomes.

TV host Jeff Probst, Tiny Infant, Claire Ruley,

and Arnold Schwarzenegger's pet donkey, Lulu,

featuring music by the Foo Fighters.

Now, from Minnesota,

where you can't throw a plate of Lutophisk

without hitting a Ruley these days,

here's your host, Lino Rooley. Hello Catholics.

And everyone else, welcome to your home for pure Catholic pleasure.

It is the Catholic Guy Show.

And what I am told will be the most listened to Catholic Guy show that I've ever done.

So no pressure.

Just do the radio show like normal.

And I know, you know, all I did was take a week off of work,

but after taking that week off of work,

apparently there's stories to be told so much so

that people who I know who don't even like the show,

and I'm thinking of mostly family members, are like, I'm tuning into this show, Lino.

I need to hear what it was like for my wife, Jill, to give birth now that I'm a dad.

I mean, I have been a dad, but now I'm a father, more of a parent now that the child

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