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The Mens Room Daily Podcast

Catherine Makes A Clean Cut

The Mens Room Daily Podcast

Audacy

Society & Culture

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 31 March 2026

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Mens Room Question: What do you wish you'd never come in physical contact with?

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0:00.0

Ten songs where a cover became the band's biggest hit coming up at 4.30 as we sit and spin in the meantime our question,

0:05.5

what do you wish you'd never come in physical contact with? 206-803 rock.

0:09.8

Hello, Marty. Welcome to the men's room.

0:13.0

Licker and whores. Licker and whores.

0:16.9

I love it. Your guy comes on and says, don't curse, and I'm like, okay, I'll try. And then I start listening to you guys. You guys are evil geniuses because you've learned a way around FAA rules and you guys curse. I hear it in my head. But I just wondered, do you do that at home too? Like when you go to your families, do you spell stuff out?

0:35.3

No, look, man, it basically, everyone on this show cusses plenty but

0:39.8

once the mic lights on i can't explain it you just your brain switches the same way if you're in a room

0:44.4

full of kids you just kind of shut it off most people yes most people do sometimes you have to remind

0:49.8

people yeah i've got two molokini stories real quick the first one we're doing the snorkeling thing. You go out on the catamaran, you snorkel, then you take the cruise and drink, and literally we jump in snorkeling. I'm like trying to feed these fish with a bag of food. It's not working. I'm just glad there wasn't a barracuda in this story, but basically I stick the food in the waistband

1:12.0

of my swimming suit and it rips. And so all of the food is coming out right down in the nether

1:17.8

region. And I get that swarm of fish the guys talking about, but they're like all up in me. Like,

1:24.3

you know, they're up both pant legs. They are, I had little tiny, little tiny bite marks

1:31.0

all over the nether regions. It was not good. How long were you trying to get all these fish

1:36.6

out of your, out of your nether's, bro? I was screaming underwater. You know, it's like I was

1:41.9

saying, I was screaming on the inside. I'm like screaming

1:44.6

underwater and I'm trying to get out and get them out of my pants, but it would be literally

1:50.1

until the food was gone, right? Or the sack was gone. I don't know. I mean, they stayed up

1:55.6

in there way longer than they should. See, when I did that thing, they did not give us a bag of

1:59.6

food. That was not part of the program.

2:01.6

Thank God.

2:03.3

Yeah, the second one, we were diving off the backside of Molokini, and our dive master always had this, sorry, not speaking of my wife.

2:10.1

We're going to look at a storage unit.

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