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Scan the van man's handbag, you jangly madigans. Welcome to the Blind Boy podcast. If this is your first

podcast, consider going back to an earlier episode to familiarize yourself with the lore of this

podcast. You know, before I continued this week's podcast, I'm chatting with Catherine Connolly,

who would like to become President of Ireland, all right? I don't usually do

this, but when I have a guest on, especially someone like Catherine Connolly, I'm going to get

people listening to this podcast, listening to this episode, who never come here to listen to

anything. I'm going to get a lot of Lensster Rugbyaz. Embittered Lensder Rugby Daz are currently listening.

Men called Donnell and Brendan, who use terms like, the adults are in the room, or student

union politics, who become very hot under the collar and excited about the idea of sending

other people's children to war.

So Brendan and Donald and Declan, of course, can't forget the Declans.

Maybe a Nealus.

Certainly a Nile.

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