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Claire, it's the start of the show. Before we get into the show, don't you have something that you want to say to everybody?

No, that sounds very important. I do just very quickly. I want to let you know that I have written other music.

Eleven songs. It's called Matressins. It's about love and motherhood and identity and it's been a bloody delight to create.

And I've had so much fun. And I'm going to be launching the album on February 12 at 3pm at the Wesleyan in Northgate.

If you are in Melbourne, I would so love you to come along. Tickets are available in the link below.

It's limited. They're all more than half way up. Over half way now. Not many tickets left.

So it's a pretty intimate space. I wanted to do just like a really special gig.

My cousin, actually, Woody Samson, who's really excellent, is going to be opening the show.

He's amazing. He's way better than you. He's actually used to way better than me.

I don't know why I decided to do that, but I have. And are we performing them with the guy who might be making some music?

He's called Ezekiel Fenn, and that's really cool as well. And yeah, so tickets are available in the link in my bio below.

We're going to have some last and storytelling. There'll be some merch available.

And I'm possibly going to be doing a pre-order of vinyl, which I'll keep you updated.

Will I be there?

You will definitely be there.

And I would just, we're going to hang right after the show and have a drink.

Give a chat. Maybe some food. James will probably ghost too.

I'd love to see you and have a little chat if you would like to come along.

So that's 3pm at the Wesleyan in Northgate. And jumping quick, because yeah, you're right, tickets are over half sold.

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