I wish to talk about the elephant in the room.

Your hair. My bangs. Yeah. Yeah, I was gonna ask if you wanted to talk about what's going on. I have to obviously talk about it. Savannah, if you're listening, my hair girl, hey girl. This is not her fault. What is it? Mine. Why? For choosing it. Okay. I told her she did- You sound accountable. exactly what I asked her to do.

It was a horrible decision. I was going for- I don't think it's bad, but it is, you know what it is? It's severe. Yes. It's like one of those things where you show up somewhere and that's immediately when everyone is thinking you're like oh change her hair

you don't want people to be like that you want people to be like do something with your hair

it was yeah it was extreme i was feeling extreme that day and uh that's what happened it's it's

not far from umma thurman in pulp fiction right yeah so i was going for kind of that and I was mostly going for Michelle Fiverr and Scarface. Oh, right. But I learned that if you don't have blonde hair, you don't look like Michelle Fiverin in Scarface. It doesn't matter. I look like the girl from Santa Claus the movie. I look exactly like her. And we watched that right before I got my hair cut.

So I'm like wondering, was that like subconsciously in my brain?

Like seeing her hair and I was like, that's cool.

And it's also kind of Anna Wintour then, you know?

I won't have to spend any money on Botox for a while.

Right.

I'm immediately growing these bangs out. They're so annoying. They're so hard to take care of. Every morning when I wake up, they're like this. They're like sticking straight up. And I have always had this calic right here. Savannah has like trained me how to like get it down. Yeah. And now I don't want to do that anymore. Right. But this is the last time I'll ever have bangs in my life.

Wow.

You heard it here first.

I really fucking hate it.

I just, I felt like having long hair wasn't age appropriate anymore.

But now I look like I'm eight years old.

Okay. you're all over the place uh happy christmas in january yeah i wrote two songs while i was setting up uh about how I feel about this time of year.

Okay.

Okay.

I imagine this first one would be sung by Cher.

It's like, it's still Christmas time, and you can't tell me no, it's still Christmas time.

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