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🗓️ 1 November 2019
⏱️ 45 minutes
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0:00.0 | Welcome to the shutdown full cast. |
0:06.4 | The Internet's only college football podcast. |
0:09.0 | If you want another one too bad, it's all we got. |
0:13.0 | What if we made another one? |
0:14.4 | Well, that would require the hiring of a podcast producer. |
0:18.0 | Ah, never mind then. |
0:19.8 | For business. |
0:21.6 | Business. |
0:23.6 | I think if we made another one, then the two would have to meet, fight, and only one |
0:27.9 | could survive. |
0:29.5 | Would it be like when, I think it's an alien resurrection when Ripley sees all the failed |
0:33.8 | clones of herself and they're all like, kill me, kill me. |
0:38.2 | Are we the failed clone? |
0:40.3 | We are the failed clone that won. |
0:42.3 | Wow. |
0:43.3 | You know, in all of those scenarios, the failed clone goes and it's like, you know, kill |
0:48.1 | me or destiny made it this way. |
0:51.6 | Like when gravity falls, when Dipper keeps making copies of himself in an actual copier |
0:57.1 | at one of them jams and it comes out and it's paper jam Dipper. |
1:00.6 | And as he's melting later in the episode, he says, it's better this way for paper jam |
1:04.8 | Dipper. |
1:05.8 | Well, our entire podcast is based on the notion of what if paper jam Dipper won? |
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