Catching Foxes Holiday Accusation Special!
Catching Foxes
Luke and Gomer
4.7 • 778 Ratings
🗓️ 25 December 2019
⏱️ 39 minutes
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Summary
Watto was a greedy merchant, using deceit to enrich himself. This Christmas, may we all learn from Watto's poor example and not exploit people's dreams (or faith) to enrich ourselves.
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Links:
- 10 Horrifying Facts About Watto From Star Wars | ReelRundown — But as annoying as the Gungan is, the film harbors an even more-infuriating alien: Watto, the chubby blue Toydarian junk shop owner from Tatooine. You might be wondering, "isn't Watto just a bit greedy? What makes him so bad?" Trust me, behind the scenes, Watto harbors more dark secrets than just a little penny-pinching. Don't believe me? These are the top ten horrendous facts about Watto!
- The Five Most Racist Star Wars Characters - Weird Worm — That’s right, Watto is Jewish. And apparently, he’s also embraced Hasidism by the time of Attack of the Clones. Perhaps that’s why Jedi mind tricks, associated with Christianity in The Phantom Menace via Anakin’s virgin birth story, don’t work on him? He obviously doesn’t accept the Midichlorians as his personal lord and savior.
- The Most Disturbing Moments Of The Star Wars Holiday Special - YouTube
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Mind tricks don't work on me. Only money. |
| 0:03.4 | Imagine we're on a pilgrimage to the Holy Land with Jeff Kamez. |
| 0:06.0 | Why are you walking away? I'm setting the theme. Get back here. |
| 0:09.1 | This joke killed. |
| 0:10.2 | They're just killed in our heads at midnight while we were recording. |
| 0:14.4 | It's the greatest moment, the greatest thing we have ever done. |
| 0:18.6 | This is better than the sex episode. |
| 0:20.8 | This is better than the sex addiction episode. This is better than the sex episode. This is better than the sex addiction |
| 0:22.6 | episode. This is better than the pornography episode. |
| 0:25.2 | Sir, I'm seeing a theme with all your stuff. |
| 0:26.9 | Shut up. This is better than that. |
| 0:29.7 | Shut up. |
| 0:30.7 | Shut up. You don't know what you're talking about. |
| 0:32.3 | This is better than old people sex. |
| 0:33.7 | This is better than... |
| 0:35.6 | Still one of our highest downloaded episodes of all time. |
| 0:39.7 | I won't ever forget when I saw the download numbers for that, just thinking, |
| 0:45.4 | why that one? |
| 0:47.1 | Anything but that one. |
| 0:49.3 | Like the one time all of Catholic America decides to pay attention to us, |
| 0:53.0 | and it's a picture of a creepy |
| 0:54.7 | old perv. |
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