Hey guys, it's Stephanie.

I'm Trey.

This is your weekly dose of V.S.

So the other day, my friend Jordan texted me.

And it was late at night.

And he was like, oh, wait, hold on. I need to tell you exactly what he said. No, it's too far back there. I won't be able to find it. late at night. And he was like, oh, wait, hold on.

I need to tell you exactly what he said. No, it's too far back there. I won't be able to find it. We text too much. Basically, he texts me. I was like half asleep. And he was like, hey, so I matched with this guy on Tinder. And we've been talking and, like, things are going great. And he was like, you know, I really don't match a lot of people on Tinder.

But I guess he...

Jordan said this?

Yes.

Okay. talking and like things are going great and he was like you know I really don't match a lot of people on Tinder but I guess he not to let yes okay um he was like you know I kind of ran through like all the ones around here so then tender like you know expands your circle and like finds you people that are like a little further out okay and I was like okay and he was like so I'm talking to this guy and he's like we've been talking for a few days and things were great. He doesn't live in Texas, but like he's coming back to Texas soon.

And he finally told me that, like, you know him.

And I was like, okay.

Okay.

And I was like, how do I know him?

And he was like, so you dated him. And I was like, how do I know him? And he was like, so you dated him?

And I said, okay.

Okay.

And I dated.

I think there's maybe two people I would say that I dated, maybe two and a half.

I'll give him one a half.

Two and a dog?

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