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I did not say that, so I'm a whale.

Really? This is the shit that you tell her?

Where is the camaraderie?

The friendship I've known you longer than this person, you text her this?

Something that I just like to watch the world burn, I'm sorry.

I'm shameless.

Sometimes I just like to let them watch the world burn.

I'm sorry.

Now, am I supposed to say, what am I supposed to say to that?

Just that you just told my girlfriend and I said she's a whale.

But you did?

I said that she drinks like a whale.

That's not what she said.

Exactly what I said.

I said she drinks like a whale.

You said there's none less because she's a whale.

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