Good morning.

Is it, is it though? There's nothing good about this morning. First of all, I'm having the weirdest deja vu of my life right now. What's that? We are in the Bahamas in a studio that we've never been in. And I, you were sitting here, you two are sitting over there, proud walking by. But we've never been here. No. We look a little different. Hungover wise or the environment?

Environment. This is not our studio.

It is in our studio. It's lovely, though.

Where are we?

It's very cute. We're at Bahamas in the Bahamas.

Came all the way here. I think we told them about it, but now we're living it.

Yeah. We were a little tight-lipped about the details. Right. But now we can tell you exactly where we are. And what we've been up to. Well, first of all, heavily drinking. I would say I rate yourself one to ten. How are you feeling right now? One being going to vomit? Like a two and a half, three maybe. Yeah, I probably, I would say four, four and a half.

I haven't even been able to drink the coffee because I'm scared as to what we'll do to me.

It's a menacing looking coffee this morning.

We were walking by, and you know me, Miss Punctuality.

We walked by a bagel stand, and I needed one desperately, but I was like, I don't want to be late.

And now I'm regretting it because I might, you know, yeah, during this podcast. But we had a time.

We've been having a time on this

vacay. Let's talk about it. Okay. Welcome to disrespectfully with Katie Maloney and Dana Kathan.

Unapologetically, we're here to do what we want to do. Spilling the tea. Babe, you're going to see the power of women, like, disrespectfully. Tell him, what have we been doing? What have we been besides the drinking? Besides the drinking. I mean, that's been incorporated, but... This resort that we're at has so many pools. I don't even know how many pools there are. But we found ourselves at a nice little

beach location, parked right by a bar. There was a little weenie truck next to us beach in front. I know yesterday Randy responded my story and was like the hot dog truck is very unbranded for you too. And I was like, we didn't even plan it that way. It's just where the four chairs appeared. and I was like, is this God?

It had a pull.

It did.

It was magnetic.

So, yeah, we sat on the beach. We went in the water, splashed around, then packed up our stuff, walked over to the water park. There's a water park here, obviously. There's a water park attached to this resort. Like, what? And the most important part is there's a lazy river. Have we put lazy rivers on the daddy list before? I think we have. I feel like we have. I love a laser. I've always loved a lazy river. I mean, what else could you possibly want? A little cocktail. We had the two tubes with the two people and we stayed connected throughout. I mean, it's a blasty blast. I like because you have to do nothing, but everything just happens around you. Well, and also here's the thing. Heat is aggravating. We all know how I feel about it, like to be in the shade or in the water. So it's a wonderful combination of being lulled and also being in the water so you stay cool. And then you have a drink.

I thought I was getting in trouble yesterday by one of the lifeguards. But then he was just like, where's your drink? And I was like, it's right here. I was like, everyone here is so fun. First of all, the people who work at this resort are the nicest people I have ever met in my life. Absolutely. they everyone has been we had a wonderful dinner last night. Clayton. Clayton was our server and we went to, first of all, there are a million restaurants in the resort. It's really big. So we have not even explored the whole thing yet because there's so much to see and do. But we ate at a restaurant called Marcus. And me and Raleigh split a lobster that looked like it had been doing push-ups because it was so big. And it was delicious. And the server was amazing. And for me, I think the water slides have been my favorite part. I wasn't sure how I was going to feel about the water park because I was like, well, there's kids. I wasn't really sure, but it didn't even notice them. I was, I was a kid myself. I was a kid at heart and I was like, okay, Wild Waves, this is the best water park I've personally ever been to. It smells nice. It's clean. There was fun things to do. There weren't any bandades, like rogue Band-Aids on the ground are in any pool? No, and that's how our, we grew up going to those kinds of water parks.

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